Strippers are AWESOME - or are they?

Strippers are sexy... So you readers may not know this, but this week I am away on holiday in the capital city, Wellington ... me some strippers! I like to imagine I could be up there shaking my ass for tips with massive heels and long ... : Now I am not a fan of fake-ass tit- tays (as Tammy screamed in delight as we were on our way to the club [more...]

Date: 2009-02-17 23:20:55

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Weekend purchases

Tate unlocked my cage last weekend and let me out long enough to do a little shopping. “One hour, woman!  That’s all ... shoes.  In fact, even big girls with spare tires around their middle sections (me!) and cellulite ... * in my gargantuan size *cough*). 1 051 Not everything I bought was for me.  I did buy the kids new shoes [more...]

Date: 2008-10-14 05:01:53

I Love Money Recap - Episode 11 - The Drink Of Disaster

In this episode, everyone gets dizzy and sloppy and ha ha, Megan laughs right in their faces… Although to be fair, she probably would have, anyway. Resuming from last week’s cliff-hanger that came to be when Brandi C., eliminated herself, thus creating the need to go back in the vault to find another person to put in the box, [more...]

Date: 2008-09-22 16:00:48

There IS something worse than bathing suits…

… and it’s (jelly roll, please) WOMEN’S TRAINING TIGHTS. Holy ass-size, Batman.  Can they make these things any more humiliating? ... about it.  Your ass is jolting, walloping, smacking and banging… and you don’t even have them ON yet ... of cellulite to their tushes (is this a word?).  And then there are the names of these constrictors [more...]

Date: 2009-02-17 22:34:11

Mike’s Message

by Ace of Spades by special Big Hollywood guest correspondent Michael Moore.Hi, gang. Michael Moore here.  I’ve been thinking a lot about patriotism lately.  I had an interesting conversation with my friend Joe about this, and I thought I’d share it. So me and Joe are sitting around at Mavis’s diner talking [more...]

Date: 2009-01-23 23:28:21

Noodles on Pizza and Rabid Grey Kittens

Part of becoming poorreception is embracing the fact that - well, I’m poor. Okay, I’m not food stamp, dirt-eating, pick-your-pocket-for-your-used-snotrag-poor (and God bless those who are, truly) - but we don’t have much money to spare.  But, since we’re sort of still newlyweds, we do like to go out and have a good time, we like movies, [more...]

Date: 2009-02-13 04:05:46

MAILBAG: Word To The Moms

On 2/17/09 at 7:59 PM re: Shopping Practice At Goodwill , gigwalsh wrote: If you jumped into a time machine, ... a lick since we were kiddies: She’s always worn some form of Workout Apparel, yet she’s always managed ... s technique of treating Workout Wear/Fashion Fitness Attire/Yoga Wares (Eff multiple names, let’ [more...]

Date: 2009-02-20 22:00:43

Strategies for an Effective Warm Up

I talk a lot about corrective strategies and why it’s imperative to bring people in and give them static and dynamic evaluations ... out to some incredibly hard workout that’s as spiteful as the ex-girlfriend it was named after (for those ... begins with proper muscle preparation for the workout, even before the full dynamic warm-up begins [more...]

Date: 2009-02-14 00:31:25

Savior In the Shape of…DAWG?

You know I’m on this diet, right? I want to get back to my thin form.  So I can wear my hawt couture clothing at Blogher ... , if you get to your goal weight…are you on this diet AGAIN? OK…fairnuff… First time…lost weight and stupid ass me…got ... I want (not shorts or mini skirts…too much cellulite) without trying them on…size 6. Then…I quit [more...]

Date: 2009-02-16 18:38:39

The Gym

I'm feeling better today. Never underestimate the benefit of sweating out one's frustrations ... , pixie-like blonde in our class who has the perfect ass end and she sails through the sets without making ... infused yoga pants last night and there was nary a cellulite dimple in sight. When we did our bicep [more...]

Date: 2009-02-10 14:37:00

The Grapes of Rant: Wine Blog Awards are Corked

I would like to preface this impending rant by saying that I am a fan of  Tom Wark and his blog, Fermentation The Daily Wine Blog ... you do manage to become the best at something, it is fleeting because the next “best” is hot on your heels ... a little better, here is a rundown of the categories and my opinions about them:Best Writing [more...]

Date: 2009-03-03 00:40:02

Just for the record…

…going into my child’s room at night in response to Mega-Screaming, ... the event. (by the way, if I had? I’d be seeking therapy RIGHT NOW.) And nobody has come to my door ... . Also, there is still cellulite on my ass cheeks. So, confirmation: it had NOTHING to do with any [more...]

Date: 2008-08-19 05:01:18

Rihanna Photo: Battered Rihanna Picture Shows Up On TMZ

And in Ring Three of the Internet Circus, TMZ has upped the ante in the Battered Rihanna story by releasing a photo of a woman they claim is ... verifies that the photo is genuine. While we believe Chris Brown is a horses ass that needs ... up their right to privacy...but this is a little beyond posting photos of stars' cellulite laden asses [more...]

Date: 2009-02-20 14:24:00

Little House On The Prairie Meets JASON!…cue music

Praise for PMF & Uhhh…Other Stuff: Christian Science Monitor ~ COULD ANY FORCE ON EARTH STOP HIS SUPERNATURAL FURY?? Highlights For Children ~ Your mother will hate him and have a stroke, choking on her own vomit, but you’ll have a rousing good time connecting the dots [more...]

Date: 2009-02-11 00:31:52

Fergie Gets Worked

« Daily TunaLindsay Lohan Needs A Wash » Now that Josh Duhamel and Fergie are married, ... so proactive and making sure Fergie’s future doesn’t include muffin tops and cellulite. She’ll thank him one day, and so will the many men who don’t think she’s ugly.Related Articles:Fergie Works Her Ass Off [more...]

Date: 2009-02-02 00:14:27

Signs

Yesterday was a long day and I have this sneaking suspicion that it's going to be a long week. Why, you ask? Well, let's look at a few of the signs. You know it's going to be a long week when... ...you roll down your car window and, since you parked it outside over the weekend due to the fact that you had your driveway redone, [more...]

Date: 2008-09-23 12:11:12

File this one under "afraid to hit publish."

Sometime in June I had met with a doctor regarding the lack of a menstrual period ... assumptions about me being lazy or eating too many cheeseburgers. I read the celebrity gossip websites ... but GASP! they have cellulite on their perfectly thin [more...]

Date: 2008-09-24 01:30:41

America's Next Top Model: I Hope Isis Wins

Ty Ty has summoned you back for the new cycle of America's Top Model. I could go into what the show is about, but I think you're already know. Well, if you're new around here - there's a crazy woman with a shiny forehead who gives conflicting advice to fame-starved "models [more...]

Date: 2008-09-06 02:03:28

February 18, 2009

Greetings, Quotaholics: The Internet has changed the way we live. Or maybe, it’s just changed the way I live. I got online in 1995 when I got my first computer with a modem. Our previous computer was running Windows 3.1 and did not have one of the newfangled pieces of equipment. But the new computer did [more...]

Date: 2009-02-18 06:42:57

The feminist porn debate

By: Adriana Rolston Now to delve into the endless debate, can porn actually be pro-woman, or feminist? Can porn reflect actual female desire and pleasure, and be filmed under ethical, safe, respectful conditions, with women at the helm of producing and writing creative content? Well I say, hell ya! [more...]

Date: 2009-02-07 23:02:10

Britney’s New Body, My Ass, Part II.

The tabloids are, once again, saying Britney has a new body. You may recall back in April, Star magazine claimed that Britney Spears had lost 20 pounds, got rid of her cellulite and was looking fab in her yellow bikini. But she didn’t look any different [more...]

Date: 2008-08-20 18:23:07

Going Places

People said I was too over the top. Too into myself. Too drunk all the time. Too joking around too much ... shit I don’t want to look at that.” Spandex and cellulite should not co-exist. Ok, I didn’ ... . On the walls were cheap-ass mural paintings depicting [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 06:45:42

He Blogs/She Blogs: What the hell was I thinking?

So. Here I am. My first contribution to He Blogs/She Blogs, and yes, I did wet myself a little when I clicked on 'new post.' Before I go any farther though, I want to send a shout out to my worthy competitors for this lofty position (no jokes, Irish!) [more...]

Date: 2009-02-23 13:00:00

At Least These Students Didn’t Get Botched Implants…

Has anyone else been wondering where all the pictures of uneven boobs and saggy stomachs have been on PerezHilton.com lately? ... the worst thing Tara has ever done while intoxicated is flash her cellulite-y ass to on looking paparazzi [more...]

Date: 2009-02-17 03:06:47

Karolina Kurkova Fantastic Piece Of…

Before Feed Karolina Kurkova at the Elle Style Awards in London. I’m used to Karolina looking that beautiful and breathtaking ... Karolina Kurkova Cellulite Ass On The Catwalk Karolina Kurkova Thong Bikini Ass Karolina Kurkova ... Angel anymore. It’s probably her fantastic piece of ass that I don’t think it’s a legal size [more...]

Date: 2009-02-16 11:56:37

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

When I was in high school, I was a fairly confident gal. I wasn't plagued with the self-esteem issues that many other girls faced ... ? The fear that someone somewhere is watching a video of me poking my cellulite even though they really [more...]

Date: 2009-03-02 13:00:00

how to learn to love something…

I’m not a runner, and I don’t walk too much, but I do remember well my fondness of swimming…  actually, I loved swimming.  Laps upon laps I swam in high school and some in college, and the peace of the water, the sound of the bubbles against my ears as I exhaled, [more...]

Date: 2009-03-01 18:38:39

The real cause of cellulite: goose down

So I was bundling Leah up in a hoodie and her jacket this morning before the bus came, and she was fighting me every step of the way ... here -- I'm gonna zip your ass up. Finally I let all the noises coming out of her get to me and ask [more...]

Date: 2009-02-05 20:15:38

Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out of the Bag of the Day

I posted pictures of Kim Kardashian in some staged bikini pictures the other day, ... her agreement with this paparazzi agency, they’ve taken the full bikini pictures, photoshopped the cellulite ... of the process of running the Kim Kardashian machine that has manipulated the public into thinking she’ [more...]

Date: 2008-11-17 18:32:22

Polls: Good News From Rasmussen, Bad News from Gallup

—Ace Rasmussen shows McCain finally out in front with a 3 point lead. Previous polls have showed McCain either tied or behind by one (among leaners) ... Jack Murtha out on his corrupt, cellulite-marbled old pale ass, might benefit from a little dollar [more...]

Date: 2008-09-12 18:16:13

Okay, so, I had a really bad foot and ankle injury. And then I had surgery. And I've been in physical therapy and acupuncture a

Okay, so, I had a really bad foot and ankle injury. And then I had surgery. And I've been in physical therapy and acupuncture and you name it I've tried it for the past couple years. (I know, time flies when you're having ever so much fun.) Bike riding? Uh-uh, too much repetitive flexing on my foot and ankle. Walking? Careful.. [more...]

Date: 2009-02-27 05:01:00

Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out of the Bag

I posted pictures of Kim Kardashian in some staged bikini pictures the other day, ... her agreement with this paparazzi agency, they’ve taken the full bikini pictures, photoshopped the cellulite ... of the process of running the Kim Kardashian machine that has manipulated the public into thinking she’ [more...]

Date: 2008-11-18 05:30:45

Nerd Rage!: ComicCon Edition

  Hello once again Heroes and scoundrels to another rendition of Nerd Rage.  I have a special treat for you all ... my hand and draft my stature.  He’s Still Huge. The costumes at Comic Com were great from Armacham “ [more...]

Date: 2009-02-20 15:30:44

To The Woman At Equinox Who Blow Dries Her Hair While Topless:

Let me start by telling you a little bit about myself ... , there’s no way to change into your workout gear in private. And going into the bathroom stalls ... amount of skin and cellulite is shown to the smallest [more...]

Date: 2009-02-18 12:00:03

10 Least Effective Ways To Pick Up A Girl Like Me

Written by Andrea Grimes On Sunday, I’ll turn 25 years old. I’m not loving this end to an era of youthful abandon and minimal cellulite. I’m no longer going to be the hot young babe in the bar. I’ [more...]

Date: 2008-11-07 18:07:53

Abandoned But Not Forgotten

Howdy from the toy chest - I'd give you all flowers and choc's as a sub-standard, ... I was moving 2.  I still haven't lost my christmas fat, in fact I have added one more kilo to the cellulite [more...]

Date: 2009-02-24 01:02:23

Andres Sarda: Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week A/W 2009

Let's get one thing straight: Fashion Week everywhere is boring me to tears ... model with major cellulite on her ass. Isn't that just ironic? Like rain in your wedding day. Or a free [more...]

Date: 2009-02-26 16:31:00

IGN Interview Kim & ‘KUWTK’ Season 3 Promotional Shots

Keeping up with the Kardashians, Season 3 Promotional Shots (Click to view) IGN interviewed Kim in the leading up to the season premiere of Keeping up with the Kardashians, this Sunday! The article was accompanied by some gorgeous promotional shots for the new season, added to the gallery [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 16:12:24

The Simple Life

Five years ago, we left New Jersey to live the simple life ... to the country, I thought would be romantic—I am still freezing my ass off here. I get the coffee [more...]

Date: 2009-02-25 03:34:00

After hours club: Kim Kardashian’s ass is sticky

Kim Kardashian ass cling Kim Kardashian’s ass will eat just about anything. kim kardashian ass cling 01 kim kardashian ass cling 02 ... her cellulite (4) Kim Kardashian’s ass could return (0) Kim Kardashian does have a sex tape ... kim kardashian ass cling 03 kim kardashian ass cling 04 kim kardashian ass cling 05 Related [more...]

Date: 2009-02-23 05:02:07

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