Denial.

© Mrs. Flinger 2009. I’ve been athletic my entire life. I started with ballet at 4, moved in to gymnastics, dance, track, and cross country ... being fat. I wasn’t ever the thin girl, but I was athletic. Muscular. At worst: “thick”. image ... like this; “Attend classes with fat old ladies: Look like a fat old lady.“ (Which is pretty much why I don’ [more...]

Date: 2009-03-01 21:30:35

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"Sexy"

About two weeks ago, I was sitting in the nearby urban-professional-white-people-lunch-establishment, eating my bland lunch, ... this any attention, and why I still remember her outfit so precisely? This woman was fat ... ?" euphemism we're using now. No, fat, like me. Probably more fat. And she was wearing the kind [more...]

Date: 2009-02-17 22:56:00

Brooke Knows Best Recap - Episode 9 - But What I Really Wanna Do Is Strip

Because, as I Love Money taught us, you can’t be a true Celebreality star until you’ve had your way with the pole… Brooke has a problem! ... t like the, like, 1/8 inch of fat that’s on her belly. So she and her roommates are going salsa dancing. Because why ... burn. As they sit, they talk to some woman about going there for the purpose of [more...]

Date: 2008-09-22 02:27:03

Mr Speaker, May I Respectfully Offer An Amendment ...

A couple of years ago, outgoing HHS Secretary Mike Leavitt said that obesity, especially childhood obesity, ... champion of any and all prevention-wellness programs such as Mike Bloomberg's trans fat ban and the likes ... words: "Bust fat docs!" You could have heard that proverbial [more...]

Date: 2009-01-09 17:27:10

Holy Rolling Underwear, Fatman! (Er, Batman ... )

I'm amused to find that, even though I'm thin now, I still put on my panties like a fat girl ... * for fat girls: Your tummy rolls force the waistband to roll down until it sits right above your pubic ... on you *if* you don't have extra-wide hips, a huge butt and rolls on your tummy. So you stuff yourself [more...]

Date: 2009-03-07 06:59:23

Flying Roundtable: Stage Five

(This is the fifth of a five-part roundtable discussion of Eric Kraft’s Flying ... from the influence of his ancestors, Black Jacques Leroy and Fat Hank Leroy: Broadly, being like Black ... noticing, at last, that you’ve made a fool of yourself. And being like Fat Hank means being ashamed [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 13:13:11

How to lose weight with a berry

by Patricia C. Parker Acai berries have long been used to treat all sorts of maladies ... regularly can speed up your metabolism, perhaps resulting in weight loss. The faster your body uses up calories, the less your body builds up fat, and the more likely you are to start burning excess fat [more...]

Date: 2009-03-05 02:38:18

The Truth about Abs: Eat Once then Burn Twice

by Ashley Patrick Are you frustrated with the truth your untiring efforts to develop your abs seem not to have positive results? ... by the naked eye because a thick layer of fat is covering it. The abs is like the body of a person ... the fat to see the abs. There are some diet programs that were designed to give you six pack abs [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 07:56:40

Does this SUV make my ass look fat?

Nothing like a ‘does this make my ass look fat’ post to start the year off right! ... after she was spade, is this so different?Before you run out and book yourself an appointment ... his car with the human fat extracted during liposuction. I kid you not. Fat contains triglycerides [more...]

Date: 2009-01-02 03:27:03

Losing Weight with Acai Berry

by Patricia C. Parker Acai berries have long been used to treat all sorts of maladies ... regularly can speed up your metabolism, perhaps resulting in weight loss. The faster your body uses up calories, the less your body builds up fat, and the more likely you are to start burning excess fat [more...]

Date: 2009-03-05 02:42:46

Berry Power to lose weight

by Patricia C. ParkerAcai berries have long been used to treat all sorts of maladies ... can speed up your metabolism, perhaps resulting in weight loss. The faster your body uses up calories, the less your body builds up fat, and the more likely you are to start burning excess fat. Plus [more...]

Date: 2009-03-05 02:45:07

Without A System, Loosing Fat Could Have You Years To Successful

Again, without a fast diet system, you might get to find what you’re looking for, but it could take years or more, ... at first, it’s actually bad news. This can cause your body to start saving a reserve amount of fat ... like this exclusively, your body wants to hold on to your fat just so it can be burned throughout the next time [more...]

Date: 2009-03-03 22:04:57

Why You Should Order Gynexin

This article will look at one of the most popular treatments for Gynecomastia available online today, that is, Gynexin Alpha Formula ... overall body fat, including the fat on the chest. If you buy Gynexin it’s most likely you’re ... to the accumulation of chest fat due to obesity. Many men are suffering this embarrassing problem and are trying [more...]

Date: 2009-03-07 23:27:25

Relacore- Stress-Related Abdominal Obesity Supplement,110 caps: Health & Personal Care

Product Description Product Description Do you have excess “tummy flab”? Is your belly bigger then you like? ... s the startling conclusion reached by scientists who discovered the likely cause of stubborn belly fat ... ? Are you accumulating belly fat that you just can’t get rid of? Do you binge eat in response to daily stress [more...]

Date: 2009-02-11 22:52:39

Post Juice Feasting Update

It’s been about 3-1/2 weeks since I ended my 30-day juice feast, so here’s an update on my health situation ... . The cracks on my knuckles are fully healed. Apparently my body doesn’t like low-fat diets (less than 10% of calories from fat). My skin is very soft and smooth now. Psychic Boost The psychic/intuitive [more...]

Date: 2008-12-18 19:56:13

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everybody.If you’re like me, you’re stuffing yourself silly on sugar cookies, eggnog, and braunschweiger ... is using or justly earned flab to offset your (and his) carbon buttprint.  Using liposuction fat as biodiesel.I like Brad Pitt’s idea in Fight Club ever so slightly better (using liposuction fat [more...]

Date: 2008-12-25 13:21:03

Genetically Challenged

It’s probably no secret to you.  Some people were born with good DNA ... on their feet and in the water. Endomorph - The Fat Geek; from day one this poor soul has it rough ... .  Body fat melts off him like it does bacon in a frying pan.  Just looking at dumbbells can pack pounds [more...]

Date: 2008-09-22 02:30:40

Mission accomplished indefinitely

were not fighting this perpetual war for victory, ... of authoritarianism. – George Orwell, 1984 It looks like the fat lady will become a Victoria’ ... , as always, has avoided saying much on the subject that might stick to his body armor.Petraeus’s sidekick [more...]

Date: 2009-03-03 12:22:49

Honest Scrap

Thanks to No Swimmers for the nod. The rules for this award:   1) Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design ... about it. Shhh again. I collect bath and body products like a fat kid hords candy. Seriously. It drives ... are in the car. 6) I check out other people’s kids at the mall and think that mine are [more...]

Date: 2009-02-11 22:26:41

What's so hot about a sauna?

You may have seen them on television and in movies, people at health clubs sitting around socializing and working up a good sweat in a sauna ... of your body by removing toxins that are stored in body fat, carcinogenic heavy metals like lead and mercury ... in helping you shed some weight and get rid of cellulite, gives your heart a great workout, [more...]

Date: 2008-12-09 16:50:10

Snow Job 9

'So,' said Whirl, gripping his hollow stomach, 'what are we going to do today?' 'Dunno,' replied EE. 'Christ on a fucking bike!' screamed Ramsay ... rugged chin looks like some fat bitches' crash diet cellulite arse, my fuckin' hair's falling out and if I lose any more meat from my legs, my days as a star centre forward for the Scottish celebrity [more...]

Date: 2009-02-22 15:14:00

Wolverine Hosts The Oscars

Wolverine Hosts The Oscars Posted by Jordan Hoffman on 12/12 at 02:00 PM ... seventeen hour self-congratulatory circle jerk. He can sing, he can dance, he can regenerate his own body ... wins and says something stupid like he normally does, Wolverine will rip into him like a fat kid [more...]

Date: 2008-12-12 23:00:01

UltraShape - Too Good To Be True?

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could get rid of those extra inches around your thighs or your waist – you know, ... that was featured on Good Morning America today. It is a non-invasive way of getting rid of fat – like liposuction ... . Of course, the downside is it will probably cost tens of thousands of dollars!! Oh, well, a girl [more...]

Date: 2009-01-06 03:07:47

Ab Machines - Reassessed

by Jose Loni Ab machines waste time. These machines will help you strengthen your abdominals, but to achieve ripped abs, ... . About the Author: If you’d like to lose belly fat and get six pack abs please visit Ab Strength Guide ... , sodas and sweets, not only can we keep our caloric intake low, but we can also burn calories [more...]

Date: 2009-01-15 08:52:27

Eating Right For Your Body Type (Hint: It Doesn’t Include Dunkin Donuts)

Normally I try to avoid writing about controversial topics such as blood type diets, colon cleansing, intermittent fasting and such, ... of someone’s somatotype (body type). If they ate like crap, they’d be fat. If they cleaned ... % carbohydrates, 25% protein, and 20% fat. Mesomorphs: (medium sized bone structure, athletic body [more...]

Date: 2009-02-20 03:16:06

24 Feb ‘09

Today bio lesson was very humourous and also quite disgusting Go for the humour part first: 1) ... us about various medical processes like liposuction and some random fat removal thing (ie just pulling fat out of ppl). Although the skin graft is the worst. The perforations that are cut (which [more...]

Date: 2009-02-24 14:51:23

Diet smarter

So diet mags always tell you to journal what you eat. That’s great for the Poindexters out there who actually carry a food diary ... , and then, fingers crossed, see some results. Built-in calculators help you stay on top of things like your BMI, body fat, even how fast you ran that last split. And if you want to get more intense [more...]

Date: 2008-09-23 20:16:27

Is It Possible To Gain Muscle Without Gaining Fat?

If you’re like 99% of the bodybuilding population out there, your ultimate goal is simple: ... body fat. Let me clear this up right here… If you want to add a significant amount of muscle ... of it will always end up as stored body fat. If you want to make dramatic changes to your appearance [more...]

Date: 2008-12-12 23:19:13

Wild Salmon Vs. Farmed Raised: Which is Better?

Salmon is one of the healthiest fish available today and is for good reason. It is rich in various nutrients that are hard to find in most foods ... are consider essential because our body cannot naturally produce them, but can be founds in foods like salmon ... in terms of fat and protein content. Wild fish contain 20% more protein, 20% less fat [more...]

Date: 2009-02-11 14:40:11

Nip Tuck: Creating Your New You

Let’s face it, today - looks is everything. You want to fit in this world and want to be successful? ... , then you need the liposuction or simply means the fat removal. This procedure removes fats on the most popular areas like the abdomen, thighs, hips, buttocks and knees.Call 0800 14 10 14 now for free [more...]

Date: 2009-01-08 08:21:00

Is Danny Noonan Actually Izzy Mandelbaum?

It took years and years and years, but we've finally done it: We've found the biggest blowhard on Al Gore's InterWeb ... that people in Milwaukee - Milwaukeeans, we are told - are fat (like this guy): I'm far fitter ... is a fitter city than Chicago. Take your fat jokes and shove 'em up your ass. Men's Fitness magazine agrees [more...]

Date: 2009-03-07 22:30:08

3 Weight Loss Myths That Can Put Your Life in Danger

by Frances Norah Smith Health related articles contain lots of information when it comes to weight loss ... , in reality, this is not the case. Instead of losing belly fat, you will reduce the muscle mass below ... your metabolism rate and help to burn fat, together with doing workouts like crunches and leg lifts. 2. Myth [more...]

Date: 2009-02-24 12:59:26

Belly button fluff - A major breakthrough in scientific knowledge

The last time I posted on something from the journal Medical Hypotheses it was the outrageous idea that Down subjects and Oriental population " ... from clothing. Wrapped up in the lint were also flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat and dust. Writing ... act like a kind of barbed hooks," he said. "Abdominal hair often seems to grow in concentric circles [more...]

Date: 2009-02-28 20:17:00

Can LipoDiesel Power Your Car?

Most car owners are looking for alternative source of fuel and while we have been witness to various forms of car fuel like fossil fuel and ... extracted fats from a human body, mainly from people who undergo liposuction to get rid of unwanted fats ... , it seems to be helping him fight off the dreaded fuel costs. Just imagine how 1 gallon of fat can [more...]

Date: 2008-12-30 19:39:33

Which Cellulite Removal Treatments Are Successful?

Which Cellulite Removal Treatments Are Successful? October 11th, 2008 Subscribe To Our Feed Underneath the skin, ... mesotherapy. Liposuction is rarely that effective with surface based fat like cellulite, it’ ... orange peel kind of affects we all know cellulite. It would be unfair to suggest this is a condition [more...]

Date: 2008-10-11 15:49:02

Treat Cellulite With Cellulite Lotion

Is it any wonder that you are concerned about cellulte - after all, nobody likes having bits of fat, ... Jolie, Alice Burton, or Giselle Bundchen.Q. Cellulite?A. The complete opposite of soft, seamless skin. Cellulite is rough, even pock marked skin caused by the misshapen fats within our own bodies [more...]

Date: 2008-05-28 11:35:00

'Smallville': Toy Story

We’ve reached the end of The Lana Lang Experience on Smallville, and if this is indeed her final appearance ever, ... like a fat guy painting the top of a model of the Daily Planet building, talking in verse to a doll. The globe spins and spins. This is a creepy kind of jolly I don’t normally expect from fat people [more...]

Date: 2009-02-06 15:03:48

Modern Beauty Standards Don’t Include Big Bellies

by Dana Thinny Do you remember the times when having a big belly was the latest fashion? ... that he gets rid of the belly. However, flattening the tummy can be much easier said than done ... I’m not surprised that you can’t remember, as such a moment never existed. Nobody ever liked fat [more...]

Date: 2009-02-21 18:20:49

Friends don't let friends talk fat

If you're like me, your first thought when you hear the words "Delta Delta Delta" is "Can I help ya help ya help ya?" This means two things: 1) ... that Fat Talk Free Week begins today. A few years ago, the Tri Delta sorority and Academy for Eating Disorders fellow Carolyn Becker of Trinity University began co-developing the Reflections body [more...]

Date: 2008-10-13 16:45:39

Discover How To Get Rid of Stretch Mark Without Surgery

by Sapphire Rylee Not everyone believes that surgery is the best way of getting rid of stretch marks. There are other options worth discovering ... who experience radical weight gain and subsequent weight loss display stretch marks in areas where fat cells ... sugary beverages are more likely to maintain their weight stable. Water also aids in flushing [more...]

Date: 2009-03-07 08:49:08

Friday Funny

Pepitoisms: Pepitos teacher gave him a list of words to create a sentence with, here are his results: 1. Cheese 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.' 2. Mushroom When all of my family ... fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop. 13. Body wash I want to go to the club [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 16:14:15

Daily routine

by kerslyn in Health | Trackback | RSS Feed | Along with the desire to gain weight, ... (inspite of the fact that I gained a bit), increased stamina and an abdominal cramps-free monthly period. With that goal in mind, I bet I wouldn’t consider getting a fat burner like Hydroxycut unless [more...]

Date: 2009-01-23 04:22:34

The Pain of Enduring Another’s Pain

The Pain of Enduring Another’s Pain by R.J.Godlewski all rights reserved (Right Truth Exclusive) ... out through an organ of my body designed primarily for liquids to pass. I could have cared less ... towards Sara. “The morphine is taking effect. He is becoming delirious.”  “Like hell I am you fat [more...]

Date: 2009-03-07 04:58:57

Redskins Draft Predictions (After the Spending Spree)

02/28/09 - Senior Writer Scott Lilliston, Drafttek.com Oops, they did it again! ... , for Britney Spears, Danny and Vinny hopped into the free agent pool like two fat kids trying to see ... him for half a season’s body of work.  They do see him as a player with a lot of potential [more...]

Date: 2009-02-28 20:51:42

Update in Trisha’s World

Things you may be wondering about in my life…or not. Either way, I’m gonna talk about it anyway:1) My fav pair of awesome jeans now has a hole in the seam around the waist band. Since I look like a fat ass in the other ones, I’ll be the girl in the cute jeans with a hole. Wave ‘hi’ if you see [more...]

Date: 2009-02-04 18:21:02

A Diet You Can Zone In On

A Diet You Can Zone In On By Michael | January 19, 2009 by Michael Dieting has become a whole new science today ... Diet. This diet is based on motto of creating a hormonal balance in the body that would help us control ... cover 30% of the meal. The remaining 20% should be covered by fat like oil, butter, cheese etc [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 14:53:01

On paper I’m Healthy

Well, last week I went and had a stress test done, and the doctor said I’m Healthy and passed ... that the scale tells me. More so the 22.2% body fat. I’d like to see this number around 15% or there abouts ... . Now a stress test is nothing serious really, the nurse hooks all these wires to your body [more...]

Date: 2009-02-13 06:06:56

On paper I’m Healthy

Well, last week I went and had a stress test done, and the doctor said I’m Healthy and passed ... that the scale tells me. More so the 22.2% body fat. I’d like to see this number around 15% or there abouts ... . Now a stress test is nothing serious really, the nurse hooks all these wires to your body [more...]

Date: 2009-02-26 23:20:11

The 5 Habits to Ditch to Lose Pregnancy Weight Fast

by Teresa Brown A mother’s life is so focused on her family that she has a tendency to “let herself go” resulting in a mom with a weight problem ... that prevent women from losing the excess body fat and keeping it off. 1. Choosing to Eat Bad Foods ... processed meats like hot dogs, your diet is too high fat, sugar and salt. Processed foods [more...]

Date: 2008-11-07 16:39:20

4th Trimester: The “Girls”

I don’t know about you, but in my 4th trimester (our focus on Glow Mama this month), my “girls” felt more like fat old ladies busting at the seam ... until close to the end of their pregnancy. As well, as your belly increases in size, your rib cage [more...]

Date: 2009-03-06 04:37:49

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